Gotta Protectors: Cart of Darkness

Magicadia is enjoying another beautiful morning...but your castle suddenly became a tank. What about the dark prophecy which could bring an end to all videogames? THE CONFUSION IS YOU.

Pick your Gotta Protectors, then get ready to hackand slash and spell-sling you way through an epic campaign with over 100 thumb-blistering map--plus many more as optional bonus DLC chapters!

These are the rules. To get the castle rolling, put Princess Lola into it. An enemy castle is located at the end of each track. To destroy your castle, smash it into their castle. But don't allow the enemy to wipe out Princess HP!

You can choose from eight different Gotta Protectors to play, ranging from a mage that loves meat or a nudist Ninja.
You can play solo, with two or more players, via local wireless or the internet.
You will face off against hundreds of enemies simultaneously and you'll be able to test your skills against bosses, like Crab as well as Golem.
You can customize your heroes by using a variety of tactically different skills from offensive and defensive.
Enjoy a chiptune music by Yuzo Koshiro.
Secret feats can be performed to unlock game carts. Each one is a milk-snorting take-off of an actual, real game from the Something-or-other Entertainment System
When nature asks for a break, cover your screen with old gaming literature
You will be captivated by a story about the timeless love of laughter and tears.

GOTTA PROTECTORS CART OF DARKNESS, Japan's indie darling is now out of the woods. The 80s are calling--collect--and it's up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!

Reviewed by: nsfw flash games
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